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egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

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madhatterin221b:

'girls don't have to clear their internet history'

let me explain you a thing

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lubricates:

just imagine what would happen if the internet suddenly stopped working all over the world

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hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

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i literally do not care about what you are talking about. 

plz stfu

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My mom is sitting here being all chatty mcchatchat and I’m just like plz stfu its too fucking early and i didn’t sleep much. 

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hoechlinth:

i just wanna shake the hand of whoever cam up with the ALS ice bucket challenge. not only is it raising awareness of an important cause, i’ve also seen more damp celebrities in clinging t-shirts in the past week than i ever dreamed possible. 

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andyhurtley:

*sees picture of eminem* is that pete wentz
*sees picture of golden lab* is that pete wentz
*sees picture of soul punk patrick* is that pete wentz

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beberexhasongs:

Bebe Rexha’s music video for “I Can’t Stop Drinking About You”

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